Part (1): Constantine the Great ... Fascist ... and the Quotes of Hitler (Not Funny!)
Part (2): How Constantine severed the Platonic Guardian Class from civilisation 325 CE (Not Funny!)
Part (3): Some light relief via humor to contrast this (Funny!)
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--- Acton
Some Quotes of Hitler from the twentieth century that may fairly
be placed directly into the mouth of Constantine in the fourth century
Quote from Hitler
| Quotes from prominent Ancient Historians and other Commentators
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All great movements are popular movements. They are the volcanic eruptions
of human passions and emotions, stirred into activity by the ruthless
Goddess of Distress or by the torch of the spoken word cast into the
midst of the people.
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If there were men who recommended tolerance and peaceful coexistence of Christians and pagans, they were rapidly crowded out. The Christians were ready to take over the Roman empire, as Eusebius made clear in the introduction of the Praeparatio evangelica where he emphasizes the correlation between pax romana and the Christian message: the thought indeed was not even new. The Christians were also determined to make impossible a return to conditions of inferiority and persecution for the Church. The problems and the conflicts inside the Church which all this implied may be left aside for the moment. The revolution of the fourth century, carrying with it a new historiography, will not be understood if we underrate the determination, almost the fierceness, with which the Christians appreciated and exploited the miracle that had transformed Constantine into a supporter, a protector and later a legislator of the Christian Church. --- Pagan and Christian Historiography in the Fourth Century A.D. * This essay first appeared in A. Momigliano, ed., The Conflict Between Paganism and Christianity in the Fourth Century, The Clarendon Press, Oxford, 1963, pp. 79—99 (1)
All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself
to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.
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Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless. | Constantine destroys all other religious cultsDestruction of the Temple of Aesculapius at Aegae.FOR since a wide-spread error of these pretenders to wisdom concerned the demon worshiped in Cilicia, whom thousands regarded with reverence as the possessor of saving and healing power, who sometimes appeared to those who passed the night in his temple, sometimes restored the diseased to health, though on the contrary he was a destroyer of souls, who drew his easily deluded worshipers from the true Saviour to involve them in impious error, the emperor, consistently with his practice, and desire to advance the worship of him who is at once a jealous God and the true Saviour, gave directions that this temple also should be razed to the ground.In prompt obedience to this command, a band of soldiers laid this building, the admiration of noble philosophers, prostrate in the dust, together with its unseen inmate, neither demon nor god, but rather a deceiver of souls, who had seduced mankind for so long a time through various ages. And thus he who had promised to others deliverance from misfortune and distress, could find no means for his own security, any more than when, as is told in myth, he was scorched by the lightning's stroke. Our emperor's pious deeds, however, had in them nothing fabulous or feigned; but by virtue of the manifested power of his Saviour, this temple as well as others was so utterly overthrown, that not a vestige of the former follies was left behind. --- Eusebius, Life of the Thrice Blessed Constantine, Chapter 56
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
| Constantine's Oration at Antioch
He then erates the poets as worse than the philosophers; because "poets wrote falsely about the gods" --- "Pagans and Christians, in the Mediterranean World, Robin Lane-Fox
As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated,
but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
| The New & Strange Nation
-- The Classical Foundations of Modern Historiography, Arnaldo Momigliano Sather Classical Lectures (1961-62), Volume Fifty-Four, University of California Press, 1990; p. 138
As soon as by one's own propaganda even a glimpse of right on the other side
is admitted, the cause for doubting one's own right is laid.
| Fraudulent Propaganda, Antioch 324 CE
"Our people have compared the chronologies with great accuracy", and the "age" of the Sibyl's verses excludes the view that they are a post-christian fake." --- Constantine, Oration at Antioch Historian Robin Lane-Fox indicates "fraud twice over"
--- Robin Lane-Fox; "Pagans and Christians, in the Mediterranean World from the second century AD to the conversion of Constantine", p.627-662
By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda,
one can make a people see even heaven as hell
or an extremely wretched life as paradise.
| One Bible Codex was worth a Legion
It happens, through the favoring providence of God our Savior, that great numbers have united themselves to the most holy church in the city which is called by my name. It seems, therefore, highly requisite, since that city is rapidly advancing in prosperity in all other respects, that the number of churches should also he increased. Do you, therefore, receive with all readiness my determination on this behalf. I have thought it expedient to instruct your Prudence to order fifty copies of the sacred Scriptures, the provision and use of which you know to be most needful for the instruction of the Church, to be written on prepared parchment in a legible manner, and in a convenient, portable form, by professional transcribers thoroughly practiced in their art. .
--- Eusebius, Life of the Thrice Blessed Constantine, Chapters 36, 37
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise,
terror, sabotage, assassination.
This is the war of the future.
| Everyone knew that Diocletian had persecuted the Manichaeans
This resulted in many Manichaean martyrdoms in Egypt and North Africa. By AD CE, Hilary of Poitiers wrote that the Manichaean faith was a significant force in southern France. In 381 CE Christians requested Theodosius I to strip Manichaeans of their civil rights. He issued a decree of death for Manichaean monks in 382 CE. Who were these totally unknown Christian persecutees?Martrys in Palestine as vividly described by Eusebius of Caesarea"
Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages.
I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries.
| Alexander the Great was a great general but Constantine the Great
was a bigger and better and greater general.
Alexander the Great built a great city and called it the city of Alexander.
Constantine the Great will build a greater city and called it the city of Constantine.
The City of Alexandria will be recycled into the City of Constantine.
Constantine started pacing out Constantinople and gathering treasures
from Alexandria as early as 324 CE.
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Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.
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I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator. | The Good Ten Years, the Bad Ten Years and the Ugly Ten Years
From this he was called BULLNECK by the common people, for ten years a most excellent man, [Ed: the decade 306-315] for the following second ten a brigand, [Ed: the decade 316-325] for the last, on account of his unrestrained prodigality, a ward irresponsible for his own actions." [Ed: the period 326-337] --- Sextus Aurelius Victor
I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature.
| Constantine disgraced himself by so many murders,
that his consul Ablavius qualified these times as Neronian. |
If you tell a big enough lie
and tell it frequently enough,
it will be believed.
| Chapter 4. The Religion Proclaimed by Him to All Nations Was Neither New Nor Strange.
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It is not truth that matters, but victory. | Quoting Acton
The science of politics is the one science that is deposited by the streams of history, like the grains of gold in the sand of a river; and the knowledge of the past, the record of truths revealed by experience, is eminently practical, as an instrument of action and a power that goes to making the future.
"Save for the wild forces of Nature
Make the lie big, make it simple,
keep saying it, and eventually
they will believe it.
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Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. | "Beginning at the remote Ocean around Britian, and those regions where,
according to the law of nature, the sun sinks below the horizon,
through the aid of the divine power I banished and utterly rooted out
every form of prevailing wickedness ... in the hope that the human race,
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The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention of the people against a single adversary and taking care that nothing will split up that attention. | The Damnatio memoriae of Arius of Alexandria c.325 CEConstantine the King to the Bishops and nations everywhere.
And not only this, but also that all the writings of Arius, wherever they be found, shall be delivered to be burned with fire, in order that not only his wicked and evil doctrine may be destroyed, but also that the memory of himself and of his doctrine may be blotted out, that there may not by any means remain to him remembrance in the world. Now this also I ordain, that if any one shall be found secreting any writing composed by Arius, and shall not forthwith deliver up and burn it with fire, his punishment shall be death; for as soon as he is caught in this he shall suffer capital punishment by beheading without delay. The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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Was the Damnatio memoriae of Arius of Alexandria
the official Damnation of in fact a Christian Memory (as is claimed)?
| The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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Or was the Damnatio memoriae of Arius of Alexandria
the official Damnation of in fact a Non - Christian Memory ?
| The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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Precisely what literature was damned? A few old harmless "Songs for Common People" or did Arius author other works?
| The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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Who authored the New Testament Apocryphal literature, and is it Greek satire against Constantine's Bible? | As "Charlie Chaplain" satired Hitler, someone satired Constantine - an as yet unknown author of unauthorised additional (non canonical) gospels. The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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What was the name of the chief Greek academic political satirist,
and why was he called "Leucius Charinus"
| The art of leadership... consists in consolidating the attention
of the people against a single adversary and taking care
that nothing will split up that attention.
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| What does Constantine tells us about Arius - the single adversary
He brought state orthodoxy into the light; He hurled his wretched self into darkness. He ended his labors with this He wrote that he did not wish God to appear to be the subject of suffering of outrage He wrote that (on the above account) he suggested and fabricated wondrous things indeed in respect to faith. He wrote books that collected and gathered terrible and lawless impieties He wrote books that agitated tongues [Editor: Very popular books] He wrote books which deceived and destroyed He introduced a belief of unbelief. He introduced a belief of unbelief that is completely new. He accepted Jesus as a figment He called Jesus foreign He did not adapt, he did not adapt (it was said twice) to God [Editor: the "new" orthodox God] He was twice wretched He reproached the church He grieved the church He wounded he church He pained the church He demoted Jesus He dared to circumscribe Jesus He undermined the (orthodox) truth He undermined the (othodox) truth by various discourses He detracted from Jesus who is indetractable He questioned the presence of Jesus He questioned the activity of Jesus He questioned the all-pervading law of Jesus He thought that there was a place outside of Jesus He thought that there something else outside of Jesus He denied the infiniteness of Jesus He did not conclude that God is present in Christ He had no faith in Christ He did not follow the law that God's law is Christ He had little piety toward Christ He detracted from the uncorrupted intelligence of Jesus He detracted from the belief in immortality of Jesus He detracted from the uncorrupted intelligence of the Church He was barred publicly from God’s church (2) Arius in terms of the Political Support of the Hellenistic Masses He talked of one God. He said "Either let us hold that, of which already we have been made possessors, or let it be done, just as we ourselves desire." He said "We have the masses." He was a warrior of insanity. He was an Ares. He fashioned the finest things for the masses He asked to celebrate services to God in Alexandria He asked to celebrate the lawful and indispensable services to God in Alexandria He hastened to destroy his friends He claimed the masses acted with him. He never admited where in the world he was He claimed all the Libyan populace was supporting him He was a source of aid for people He had august consuls He hastened to disturb the whole world by his impieties. He claimed there were a multitude of persons wandering about him. He had supporters that were asserted to have given themselves to be eaten by wolves and by lions. He had supporters that were each oppressed by additional payment of ten capitation taxes and by the expenses of these He had supporters that sweated unless they ran as speedily as possible to the salvation-bringing Church, He had supporters that were condemned for wicked complicity He had associates that were threatened by local and state authorities He had associates that were threatened to speedily flee his association He had associates that were to accept in exchange the uncorrupted faith [of the church] (3) Arius and his Modus Operandi of Authorship He wrote with a pen distilling poison He went further and opened the whole treasury of madness He added things further to orthodox doctrines He added certain things somehow swaggeringly He added certain things quite accurately elaborated He constructed a disease of savage thought He constructed a discord against the church He joined things to an impous separation of orthodox doctrines He substituted a foreign hypostasis He paved the way for the marks of addition He sang evil songs of unbelief He was not ashamed to disparage (state orthodox) doctrine He refuted (state orthodox) doctrine He admonished (state orthodox) doctrine He was the author of rotten words and meters He performed investigations that were called abominable He wrote sophisms that were clear He wrote sophisms that were known to all persons, at all events for the future. He struggled to accomplish something. He was an artificer.
The broad masses of a population are more amenable
to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force.
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The day of individual happiness has passed. | Constantine was finally poisoned by his brothers on account
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The doom of a nation can be averted only by a storm of flowing passion, but only those who are passionate themselves can arouse passion in others. | Constantine's Christian Band-Wagon
p.668: "We learn from Gregory of Nazianzus how his father, a great landowner, was converted to christianity by an opportune dream in the year 325: he had a christian wife already and ended his days a the powerful bishop of the family's home town. p.587: "In 324/5 the Phrygian settlement of Orcistus petitoned Constantine, referring to its totally christian population." --- "Pagans and Christians, in the Mediterranean World, Robin Lane-Fox
The great masses of the people will more easily
fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
| Arius was a "Christian Bishop"
The great strength of the totalitarian state
is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it.
| "Christian prayers, said Constantine, were intimately connected with the safety of the state." [FN:45] |
The Bishops, said Constantine, may overule The Judges
[FN:48] C.Theod 16.2.4 --- "Pagans and Christians, in the Mediterranean World, Robin Lane-Fox
The leader of genius must have the ability
to make different opponents appear as if
they belonged to one category.
| MONOTHEISTIC Religious privileges are reserved for Christians [alone]The Law of Constantine, c.326 CE, Codex Theodosianus 16.5.1
This creed was recognized and acquiesced in by three hundred and eighteen [bishops]; and being, as Eusebius says, unanimous is expression and sentiment, they subscribed it.
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The very first essential for success is a perpetually
constant and regular employment of violence.
| Execution of Lucinius and others, execution of his son Crispus
and wife Fausta and related innocents, execution of
the Head of the Academy of Plato, Sopater. Execution
of the chief priests of opposition churches and temples.
The widespread and wholesale destruction (by the army) of ancient
architectural monuments c.324 onwards. | Public torture of the leading citizens of Antioch c.324 CE "people taken from the magistrates of the city". They were not humble, ignorant people, Eusebius asserted proudly: they were people of "wonderful and noble philosophy", at Antioch civic notables, at Didyma a "prophet and philosopher", last of the long line of cultured voices who had kept philosophy running in oracles, the voices of Polites, Theophilus, Macer and the rest. Lane-Fox; [FN:48] - Eus. P. Ev. 4.135C-136A.
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
| The Victor's "Truth" will always be exposed to Political satire
New Testament Apocrypha as political satire of Constantine's NT Canon
Who says I am not under the special protection of God?
| "Christian prayers, said Constantine, were intimately connected with the safety of the state." [FN:45] |
The Bishops, said Constantine, may overule The Judges
[FN:48] C.Theod 16.2.4 --- "Pagans and Christians, in the Mediterranean World, Robin Lane-Fox
Words build bridges into unexplored regions.
| The Good God! Chrestos Christos |
Constantine severed the Greek Guardian Class from Civilisation c.325 CE
Platonic Diagrams of the Social Structure of Civilisation in Antiquity.
Commentary on the Diagrams relating to Mass Changes of the Social Structure.
800 to 55 BCE - Greek EmpireThe civilisation of antiquity is portrayed by Plato in his works on The Republic where he categorises the nation in a generalist's perspective into four major classes: Firstly the Army or Warrior Class. Secondly the Producer and Consumer Class. Thirdly the Guardian Class. Fourthly the Ruler and Ruling Class is portrayed at the center of these three networks of classes.The Great Law Codes of the Hellenic civilisation are to be found at Gortyn in southern Crete.
55 BCE to 295 CE - Roman EmpireThe success of the Romans was its military machine. After toppling the Greek army, the Roman army dominated the scene for almost 500 years. The Romans demanded tribute of their conquest by war of the empire, and they took it in many forms. Millions were killed and millions were taken into slavery by the Roman army and its emperors, since to the Romans, everyone else were barbarians.There were Greek "barbarians" (Archimedes speared by a Roman soldier) Irish Celtic "barbarians", British Celtic "barbarians" (centralised Druidic priesthood), Scotish Celtic "barbarians", Gallic Celtic "barbarians", Germanic Celtic "barbarians", Dacian Celtic "barbarians", Jewish and Hebrew "barbarians", Parthian/Persian "barbarians", Goths, Visigoths and Astrogoth "barbarians", The Vandals, etc "barbarians". and the mysterious Huns. All who were non-Roman, were "barbarians" !!. Technology and science of the ancient world was plundered for power and tribute. To cut a long story short, the two authors of the book "Barbarians" - Terry Jones & Alan Ereira present a thesis...
that has twisted our entire understanding of our own history - glorifying (and glossing over) a long era of ruthless imperial power ..." 222 CE - Sassanid Persian EmpireArdashir creates Zoroastrianism (c.224 CE)In the third century the Persian "King of Kings" Ardashir created a new State monotheistic religion which he actively promoted, organized, supported and protected, by legislation. He guaranteed its orthodoxy by the sword. It was characterised by a strong centralised power structure, centered on the King and his appointed Magi (ie: academic temple priests, and their chiefs). A gifted researcher and high cleric of this religion in the tradition named Tansar was ordered to gather the scattered "Avesta" of the Mazdeans from ancient sources, and to edit these in order to reproduce an authorised and canonical version of the "Avesta", the holy writ of Zoroastrianism. Finally the Sassanid state monotheistic church was characterised by widespread architectural replication of square fire-temples for the official religion throughout the major cities and provinces of the Sassanid Persian empire. This was a novel step. Epigraphic and monumental evidence suggests the pre- existence of the earlier religion of the Mazdeans in the epoch of the Parthian civilisation.
295 to 312 CE - Roman Empire
Major changes to the centralisation of command of the entire Roman
Empire under the establishment of a political tetrarchy by the
emperor Diocletian. The stability of the entire empire was thus
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Constantine severed the Greek Guardian Class from Civilisation c.325 CE
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Dialogue between the New and Old Guardian Classes at the BOUNDARY EVDENT of Nicaea | The new voice of the Third Sophistic was Christian. | The old voice of the Second Sophistic was Greek. | BEFORE 324 CE | AFTER 325 CE | The sponsored new voice was characteristically Eusebian with Constantinian overtones
The prohibited old voice was characteristically Arian with Porphyrian overtones.
Before Jesus Christ was born Jesus Christ was not. Jesus Christ was made out of nothing existing. Jesus Christ is and/or was from another subsistence and/or substance. Jesus Christ is subject to alteration and/or change.
The new voice declared that Jesus Christ and God had exactly the same essence.
| The old voice warned that Jesus Christ and God had only a similar essence.
| The new wisdom of the Third Sophistic was purely Christian.
The Christian voice spoke to the Gentiles about Christian things.
The new voice reflected the official centralised monotheistic authority.
The new voice operated with intollerance and fascism.
| The old wisdom of the Second Sophistic was not Christian but Gnostic - Platonic,
Pythagorean, Asclepian, Apollonian, Hermetic, Sethian, even Buddhist, Hindu,
Persian, Egyptian, Hebrew, and after mid-third century, Manichaean. None
of it was Christian. The old voice reflected a milieu and vast melting
pot of Graeco-Roman cults. The old voice operated collaboratively and collegiately.
| The authenticity of the history - researched by Eusebius, via Pamphilus - of the Third Sophistic was based on the lineage of the Academy of the Apostles
| The authenticity of the history - researched by Iamblichus, via Porphyry - of the Second Sophistic was based on the lineage of the Academy of Plato
| The lineage claimed by Eusebius is via Pamphilus, Origen and Ammonias Saccas to the elders.
| The lineage claimed by Iamblichus is via Porphyry, Plotinus, Ammonias Saccas to the elders.
| Ammonias Saccas was a Christian progenitor !.
| Ammonias Saccas was a Platonic progenitor !.
| The Christian Ammonias Saccas is a Eusebian fabrication
| The Platonic Ammonias Saccas has far greater historicity
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| Constantine had appointed a new Christian Guardian Class | The new voice eventually resorted to imperial censorship.
-- "Against Julian", Bishop Cyril of Alexandria, c.425 CE The old voice was eventually able to settle the account in writing: |
Though it has in it nothing divine, by making full use of that part of the soul which loves fable and is childish and foolish, it has induced men to believe that the monstrous tale is truth. --- "Against the Christians", Emperor Julian, c.362 CE The Christians' New Records were preserved by a new Guardian Class in the City of Constantine.
| The Gnostics' Old Records were burnt by the new Guardian Class as was their library in the City of Alexander
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Humor and Religion | Section Three: Some Light Relief (FUNNY)
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"Religion is regarded
by the common people as true,
by the wise as false,
and by the ruler as useful"
---- Seneca the Younger
The New Commedians' Testament - Inspired One-Liners |
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love, the love between man and woman, rather that between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters. And if it turns out that there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever. I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it. If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own. I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
If something about the human body disgusts you complain to the manufacturer. Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them. If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Humor is just another defense against the universe. Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.Other Sources
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. (Victor Borge) What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. (Yiddish Proverb) Humor allows us to approach threatening subjects in a non-threatening way... Most people find it difficult to receive information from someone who has little or no sense of humor. (Rabbi Shmuley Boteach) Can New Testament Archaeologists distinguish between the bones of early christians and early pagans on the basis of the presence or absence of the olechranon in the skeleton? (Kookaburra Jack) Christian theology is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is opposed to every other form of rational thinking. (H. L. Mencken) To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. (Isaac Asimov) Scriptures: The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. -- Ambrose Bierce Why does the Vatican have lightning rods? Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. Theists have good reasons for not believing in every god but their own. Atheists make no exception for the last one. (Brett Lemoine) If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease! (Clark Adams) Dear friends, Man has created God, not God man. (Garibaldi) Trying to find God is a good deal like looking for money one has lost in a dream. (Lemuel K. Washburn) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. (Philip K. Dick) The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever. (Anatole France) The world holds two classes of men intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence. (Abu’l-Ala-Al-Ma’arri, 973-1057, Syrian poet) Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples’ weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate. (Mike Hermann) Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. (Mahatma Gandhi) The state (the U.S. Constitution) has not the right to leave every man free to profess and embrace whatever religion he may desire. (Pope Pius IX) Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
Historically, the public opinion in the Athenian democracy was remarkably influenced by the political satire performed by the comic poets at the theaters.[1]
Political satire is usually distinguished from political protest or political dissent, as it does not necessarily carry an agenda nor seek to influence the political process. While occasionally it may, it more commonly aims simply to provide entertainment. By its very nature, it rarely offers a constructive view in itself; when it is used as part of protest or dissent, it tends to simply establish the error of matters rather than provide solutions.